Saturday, July 2, 2011

truly, truly hideous

Coming soon: pictures of projects made with extremely garish yarn. (The story of the garish yarn is good, but I'm kind of occupied with the Royals completely blowing this road trip out at Coors Field.) But the reason I'm posting tonight? I was looking around online for a quick baby project, and thought a hat might be just the thing.

I was wrong.

People? People with time to spend posting complex knitting patterns? People who are kind enough to put this stuff on the web? Listen to me, I am speaking to you. Listen carefully. Are you ready?

Babies look completely idiotic with their heads inserted into a piece of fruit made of yarn.
Babies look completely idiotic with their heads camouflaged as animals.
Babies look completely idiotic dressed as vegetables.

Carry on.

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